Byron or Arnold Bennett?
My glasses, that is, spectacles, are the best in the shop. They are called Byron. A more inferior model would be the Arnold Bennett, or even Milton.
D’ye see the pattern?
I intend to open my own marketing service giving everyday items more exciting names.
For example, the top of the range ice-making machine is not called the Viking 3000 or even the Frostmaster Delux, no it is called The Scotsman!
Who would have thought?
As a start, I am looking around, and I see my little computer speakers, I shall call them the Cicero. Big sub woofer would be…the Churchill?
I dunno, I’m losing it a bit. Help me out.
Dishtowels! The Yasser, or the Mother Theresa, or top of the range, um, the Molly!
What you reckon?