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Monday, December 29, 2008

2009 Resolutions

As God is my witness,

I will follow my own script.
I will visit Las Vegas for the first time
I will go back to New York
I will use my spectacles to read the Indie on Saturday and the Observer on Sunday
I will accept my weird eating habits
I will buy wonderful bread and make sandwiches
I will watch TV under a blanket
I will eat olives and smoked salmon and blinis
I will visit the pub on Saturdays for two drinks max then return for a nap at four
I will have just one glass of wine on Sunday until I have helped with dinner
I will remain kosher
I will be charitable
I will be faithful
I will be honourable
I will write about Islamist terror cells in Clackmannanshire
I will never compromise
I will tell the world about Dr Maroon
I will be me


Ms Scarlet said...

I will nick your smoked salmon. Given half a chance...

Dr Maroon said...

Oh Christ Scarlet give us a MM quick.
It's been an interesting week.
Good to see you.

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

Mice and men, doc. Here, have some Brie.

Dr Maroon said...

Best laid plans? Or squeeek, this Brie is nice?

Ms Scarlet said...

Here you are doc, I will share my Mule with you if you give me some salmon... my favourite...

Ms Scarlet said...

P.S Good to see you too!

xerxes said...

Kosher _and_ catholic? Why stop there, doc, the world needs more zoroastrians. They worship light bulbs (Mazda) I think.

Dr Maroon said...

They need more Parsees, I think you'll find. The Iranians are doing all right.

savannah said...

i missed you, sugar! xoxox

Conan Drumm said...

"until I have helped with dinner"

Helped who with dinner?

Dr Maroon said...

Savannah, why, thankee ma'am. Let's drink to 2009! I shall have a Harvey's Bristol Cream, and you must sing out: name your poison!

Well whoever's making it Conan. Like, Duh!

Dr Maroon said...

Um, welcome Darragh.
I'm afraid the vintage years at Cape To Rio were some time ago, but stop you and you'll see big things in 2009.
What's your preference? Cry out your usual; what I don't have on the sideboard, I mix up in the medicine cabinet.
I have it! A Benedictine and soda! Mmmm herbal...