As God is my witness,
I will follow my own script.
I will visit Las Vegas for the first time
I will go back to New York
I will use my spectacles to read the Indie on Saturday and the Observer on Sunday
I will accept my weird eating habits
I will buy wonderful bread and make sandwiches
I will watch TV under a blanket
I will eat olives and smoked salmon and blinis
I will visit the pub on Saturdays for two drinks max then return for a nap at four
I will have just one glass of wine on Sunday until I have helped with dinner
I will remain kosher
I will be charitable
I will be faithful
I will be honourable
I will write about Islamist terror cells in Clackmannanshire
I will never compromise
I will tell the world about Dr Maroon
I will be me
PLAY IT LOUD!! ALRIGHTAH !!
That pure Cane Spirit since 1848.
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I will nick your smoked salmon. Given half a chance...
Oh Christ Scarlet give us a MM quick.
It's been an interesting week.
Good to see you.
Mice and men, doc. Here, have some Brie.
Best laid plans? Or squeeek, this Brie is nice?
Here you are doc, I will share my Mule with you if you give me some salmon... my favourite...
P.S Good to see you too!
Kosher _and_ catholic? Why stop there, doc, the world needs more zoroastrians. They worship light bulbs (Mazda) I think.
They need more Parsees, I think you'll find. The Iranians are doing all right.
i missed you, sugar! xoxox
"until I have helped with dinner"
Helped who with dinner?
Savannah, why, thankee ma'am. Let's drink to 2009! I shall have a Harvey's Bristol Cream, and you must sing out: name your poison!
Well whoever's making it Conan. Like, Duh!
Um, welcome Darragh.
I'm afraid the vintage years at Cape To Rio were some time ago, but stop you and you'll see big things in 2009.
What's your preference? Cry out your usual; what I don't have on the sideboard, I mix up in the medicine cabinet.
I have it! A Benedictine and soda! Mmmm herbal...
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