With total recall and lightning buzzer finger, the classically trained Portia single-handedly dragged the dolts of Corpus in her wake.
How long before we see her in Nuts or FHM? Wouldn’t it be great?
What about a flash of her knickers as she disembarks a limo, out on the town with Lilly Allen?
Or a tasteful bikini series, rolling on some beach in Antigua with her boffin boyfriend?
I can see it now:
Gail’s Hunk Gets A Starter For Ten!
She will be on the cover of the Oxford prospectus for years.
Full-time team analysis.
Kay: 3/10 his wrong answers and gormless expression were a joy.
Swartzman: 7/10 contributed well in the final but definitely cross-eyed.
Trimble (cptn): 10/10 tactical maestro gave Manchester enough rope then crucified them.
Marsden: 4/10 foppish hair and total ignorance, a throwback ripe for ridicule.
Kay: 3/10 his wrong answers and gormless expression were a joy.
Swartzman: 7/10 contributed well in the final but definitely cross-eyed.
Trimble (cptn): 10/10 tactical maestro gave Manchester enough rope then crucified them.
Marsden: 4/10 foppish hair and total ignorance, a throwback ripe for ridicule.
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