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Friday, May 19, 2006

Stop Press ++ Stop Press ++



Fab feline to tie knot with manly-armed Lothario!!!

Ms Fatmammycat, well known trendsetter, raconteur and gay icon is to wed.

The society diva announced her betrothal in a shock statement to her legion of broken-hearted fans late this afternoon. As the nuptial news spread, crowds of well-wishers gathered outside the delightfully ankled star’s Dublin penthouse.

“There’s no fucking way I’m burning that football shirt now!” exclaimed one tearful fan who wished to remain anonymous, before adding, “and that git Thierry Henry is a miserable, whining poove.”

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