Déclarations Diverses

The Trent 900 is the best engine in the world.

Gordon Brown is a very nice man who if left alone with people like me, would probably take a good bucket.

Développements autre

Miguel Indurain is my sporting hero (everyone knows that.)

There is another. A Swede. A 34 YEAR OLD footballing colossus who came to Glasgow nearly 10 years ago and left in 2004. (F C B)

If SHE demands it, and if it will ease HER suffering, I shall burn his Barcelona shirt (named and numbered and the third most popular at the Barca shop) with petrol on the front lawn or ‘backs’ in a naked man-ritual.
Damn the ASBO.
There now. You can’t say fairer than that.