Crime of the century
Now they're planning the crime of the century
Well what will it be?
Read all about their schemes and adventuring
It's well worth a fee
So roll up and see
How they rape the universe
How they've gone from bad to worse
Who are these men of lust, greed, and glory?
Rip off the masks and let see.
But that's not right - oh no, what's the story?
And there's you and there's me
That can't be right
Edit: "It's a song by 'Supertramp', a popular rock combo of the nineteen seventies, so I'm told m'lud, refering in this case, I believe your honour, to the theft of identities and blogsites by anonymous felons."
"My word yes, I see what you mean. This bodes evil for the ID card thingy."