Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there
We are our own harshest critics, we creative literary types, or so I thought.
In a moment of madness I allowed Mrs Maroon to view my musings, She thinks they’re fucking hilarious the cheeky bastard. It’s a fucking good job I’m thick skinned and she can cook. We’ll say no more on the matter. I mean fuck, I don’t have the time to draft and edit and all that shite. If fatmammycat’s dormant site had allowed non account holders in the first place, none of this would have happened, but too fucking bad. I’m a fighter not a quitter, we’re here for the long haul and that’s fucking that.
So I’m writing fuck all today, instead it’s Weekend Roundup !
Entertaining excerpts from the past week that I liked. As always the best bits are in the comments. We all know that. But these are from the postings.
From Jokemail on Friday : “When his .38-calibre revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: he peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. Happily for most concerned, this time it worked.”
From The Anti-Barney on Tuesday :“…deserve to be shot with balls of their own shite“.
Andraste (about me) : “…the fuckbag…Fuck 'im.”
Dr Evil Scientist PhD : “….I do link to that Maroon bastard”
From Annie on Thursday : "good news and bad news…There is obviously a reason why they call it death row,….”
From El Barbudo : all of Sunday’s dialogue with FE. Classic.
From SafeTinspector on Tuesday : ”…you swab up my regularly occurring two-liter semen-slick off the bed-spread." (you need to read it all)
From HA HA HA on Friday :“As he raised the gun, the door gave way and a full-grown clown tumbled into the kitchen,…” 3rd episode!
From Kim Ayres on Wednesday :“The Echelon Surveillance Network” Oh bollocks
From G Bananas on Friday : “...handed me an envelope containing some photographs...” hmmm
There’s lots more but I’m knackered. Anyway I replied to GB et al re airscrews in Thursdays comments. I will be back. GB’s email dont work neither!