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Sunday, June 21, 2009

41 comments:

guess said...

pepsi, is of course, better out of the bottle. the best part of that being that you could always fuck yourself with it afterwards.

Mrs Pouncer said...

I don't understand this comment. Do you understand this comment, Maroon? Why Pepsi particularly? Why not Coke bottles, or Dr Pepper? Orangina - limitations, obviously, but Fanta would be ok. All the isotonic drinks are out, and there's a brand of ginger beer with a splayed outpour, but Sprite would work, and the new-style Irn Bru could easily be accommodated. I don't think Guess has thought this through.

PI said...

I think Guess is being silly and may have to go home.

familyman said...

I see anyone using a ribena bottle in that way in front of my girls i'll do time so help me God i will.

GYPSY'S-OUT said...

If that guess came anywhere near my kiddie's with a ribeena bottle, I'll do time for him so help me.

stone scissors paper said...

now that's wired!

bulldog-breed said...

the rot set in when the shops was flooded with all this europe crap such as evyan and last week i seen that the krauts are at it with this stuff Gewerkschaftsfuhrer. my missus bought some and it tastes like piss.

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Britishjobs-4-British workers said...

The Ribina factory is shut now coz they make it in Poland now with foreiners and that

familyman said...

Fogotten Um Bongo alredy have you GYPSY'S? God bless Fresca and all the other out of date carbonnated mixer's.

Shankhill-Mick said...

The poles are all tims' no better than pakis and they dring goldenwassr which IS piss when they drink it on the net in big boob bananza

GYPSY'S-OUT said...

familyman um bongo is rank rotten and "FROM" africa. Wots wrong with English drink's like pop and iron bru? did u know that Davids Blanes record for doing "F -ALL" for 40 daya in a box is just bean brocken ----:) by Jade Goody!

sandy_321 said...

do'nt think its funy to mock dead. y do'nt u Di of canser an tell us wot its like?!!
thereby the Grace of god go eye!!?? :(

parkheid_paki said...

Shankhill mick had better go and fuck himself with the sharp end of a luccozade bottle and put in on you tube for us all to enjoy.

Shankhill-Mick said...

trust the racists to "come" out the woodwork from the GREEN side of town. Roll on the glorius telveth!!!

who_8_the_pie's? said...

Great stuff guys ;)

NO_SUIRRENDER said...

And P-Paki should stop making bombs for armadinnerjihad to throw at our boys in Ulster. The Rumanian's brought it on them-selfs by robbing and beggin and being dirty soap dodjers.

darius_kovarsky2009 said...

Hey Mick! Congradulations! You have won a compitition at sweet-shop.com. You have won the weight of your brains in sweeties. Send us your address so we can send you a tic-tac.!!! :(

Mrs Pouncer said...

Maroon! Who are all these savages? The whole thing is beyond reason. At least we haven't seen any anit-semitic behaviour so far.

berchtesgaden bob said...

i was unfortinate enough to be behind Mrs Poncer at Waitrose Twyford yesterday at the cheque out. her basket had one bottle Tanqueray export strength, one jar Manischewitz gefilte fish and a toilet duck. Get back to Tel Arviv and take your unconvincing rhinoplasty with you.
God bless Steffi Graf and all other women with no nose jobs.

housewifes"choice" said...

All you peeple should calm down "what sort of behaviour is this and on fathers' day of all days in the calendar"? You was aksing about what sort of bottles to use for that "and" I must say "what is wrong" with the new Durex Play Lube range? The flavour Cherry Sensationz is very good even to squeexe over a Veenetta which I did last night "Saturday nights allright for fighting" as Elton John says and he is a gay!!@!!!!!!!I will never buy Askeys Top Topper again for my arptic roll. Once the Durex bottle is empty it is a good tight fit whatever the weather.

keep _sunday_special said...

I am with bertisgarden bob here. i googled {who is a jew or jewish and living in England} and I was sick to the stomahc to see who is. We are overun with them and they are running the country into the dogs. Has "anyone" else notice that bacon is not what is was and under threat.
God bless Mike and Bernie Winters in jew heaven who never put it in our faces.

Dr Maroon said...

Oh, Clarissa. Hot gefilte fish! Do you remember?
Remember: under that summer sky in Haifa? Was it really all those years ago?
Holy Moses, we were two lost kids on the bone of our arse and MOSSAD took us in (and into their hearts.)
We were so wide-eyed, talking of which, remember dear Moshie? What did he call us? "The Kibbutzen Kattzenjammers!"


Oh, Bertesgarten Bob, piss off back to your bigoted eirie in Ireland you hibernian hun.

Waffen_Spandau said...

Bobs right. They never found any gas Chamber's. Its pc madness gone mad like colly-wogs and black oops cant say that, negro-coloured Fryer Tucks on Robin Hood. I'm "NOT" a racist but i'm English and want England to stay English for us and not have muslims blowing up gay poofs in London at the admiral Benbow who never harmed a fly and them women shouldn't be aloud to wear caftans in banks in case they rob the place

Airwick"Plug in" said...

wAFFEN spandau is 1000% bang on targit as usual. This morning at the BP in Maidenhead there was three of them in desinger yashmaks "where do they get the bunce for that I may ask"???????? I am '''NOT''' racist as my father is "from" Alderney originally but if I see another Jewish mosque given the green light by Bracknell Forest Council I will see """"RED""""!!!!!
God bless Danny La Rue and all other "GREAT BRITS" OF entertainment who took it up the arse.

Mrs Pouncer said...

Maroon, let us hope and ardently pray that the Hibernian bigots fuck right off to the khazi they call Cobh and sit in their own steaming piles of shit, too weak to pull a hobo off their own sisters.

God bless us all on this sacred day, of all days.

Genau. Wiedersehen. Cx

Alex Salmond-Rushdie said...

Ha! You should all come and stay in Scotland!
Under the Scottish National Party government, everyone is welcome. The Kellys and the Cohens and all the screwballs in between!
There is no Irish-style anti-Polish or anti-Catholic or even anti-those theiving gypsy Roma bastards type sectarianism in our fair cities and areas of outstanding scenic grandeur, not even in Dundee. (City of Discovery) So whether you're from Romford or Romania a hearty welcome awaits in the Glens of Caledonia.

non-indigenous terror cells especially welcome.

Rt Hon Fred Cobain MP said...

I am working with Nelson McCausland to get this site closed down as soon as humanly possible, and in the most humane way available. I advise Dr Maron and Mrs Poncer to engage the services of the best legal team they can afford, as it will not be pretty.

Dr Maroon said...

At ease, kids. Don't panic.
I shall start a legal fund webpage right away and then these dreary fundamentalists will piss off for an Ulster fry and an improving hour of wife beating.

Mrs Pouncer said...

Terrifying. One word to Danny Yatom. Beans.

Dr Maroon said...

Clarissa, Danny's out love, new broom, AND he's spilled all our preciuos beans. (or was that what you meant?)
I was monitoring that hateful website called "Jew Watch" last week. Still feel ill.
There was a similar thing up in Scotland called "Settler Watch" - (nothing to do with the well-known anti-peptone) Kim Ayres was co-founder with Eryl. A very nasty lot, a bit like Boyo pouring unleaded through the letterboxes of holiday homes in the Rhondda (high-spirited young lad).

Anyhoo, they (Jew Watch) have it in for us semi-superannuated ones still serving with the Mossad. You know what makes me sick? The world wants a Shabak with six kinds of cake, and do you mind if I don't, after you vicar, tea party on the lawn with willow on leather and toasties too if the phonelines are up. They don't realise we have to hit first and hardest.It's all eggshells and omelettes with these buggers, they don't see it.

However, meantime, we must have a care. Except, the next rhinologist who slips me his card will get a fat lip for his trouble.

Gorilla Bananas said...

This is very disturbing, Dr Maroon. The odd troll comment is OK, but this fellow has gone berserk. I would censor all but the funniest.

Dr Maroon said...

Ah yes Mr Gorilla Bananas, the troll's loss is our gain. Censorship is out I'm afraid, this isn't Iran.

Mrs Pouncer said...

Yes, Maroon, it looks as if you have attracted the worst type of sockpuppet. How hateful. It completely ruins the flow of your sumptuous comment box.

Sarah said...

oh my it's like poltergeist - they're baaaaack..

Kim Ayres said...

I don't remember setting up a Settler Watch with Eryl. We did do the Storytellers Blog, but that was something quite different

Mrs Pouncer said...

Yes, Sarah, it is an appalling turn up. Maroon must be beside himself with rage. I should imagine that if he ever gets his hands on the vile perpetrator he will use a firm hand and come down very hard indeed.

Dr Maroon said...

Sarah good God yes: remember Poltergeist? Great film. The house was built on a Red Indian burial ground or something?
Can't say that anymore. Got to say "cemetery" now or the PC brigade will come down on you like fucking Geronimo.

Was it not you Kim? Who am I thinking of? Oh yeah, sorry, Robbie the Pict. It's just you look so alike. (no offence)

savannah said...

has it stopped? xoxox

Jimmy Bastard said...

What are these alleged popular bottled soft drinks that these pish talking troll people are dribbling about?

Barrs ginger is the worlds favourite drink, surely? Even the bottle is ergonomically designed to prevent repetitive strain injuries, which can develop over time and can lead to long-term disability with ones bar arm.

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