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Thursday, April 09, 2009


I had no idea that the back of my head was so ugly.
I shall ask for a taper cut from now on

Some of you, perhaps the sporting physiologists among you (and I know how many there are of you these days) will be wondering, which, is the disabled leg. Take a good look my friends.

Have any of you noticed how both legs get thicker towards the bottom? I mean towards the ground.
Instead of thinning out they thicken up?
Simple explanation; Cycling.
That's right my friend, cycling... and nothing to worry about whatsoever.


19 comments:

Scarlet-Blue said...

Splutter!!!
I think she's gone to bed!
Sx

Sarah said...

nice arse.

Scarlet-Blue said...

You should have been here 15 mins ago Sarah, you would have seen more than his arse!
Sx

Dr Maroon said...

yeah fine. none of you have mentioned the ricket in my distaff leg.
don't think i didn't notice.

Dr Maroon said...

well exactly. the first reaction is to say that it's his right leg, but upon examination I think you will agree that it is in fact his left.

Clarissa spotted it in two seconds flat.

Dr Maroon said...

Scarls it was all ok wasn't it? It wasn't porn. the camera just clicked. i thought it worked. esp after the last post. [sic]

Dr Maroon said...

Sarah thanks. i am posting the other photos such as they are, at syrup sex or maybe I bette not.

Sarah said...

heh. i didn't notice your legs, i was distracted by the arse. then of course, i was trying to figure out if you photoshopped the whole thing (via the letters on your back.)

Scarlet-Blue said...

It was a surprise Dr Maroon!!!
But er...yes... very tasteful...
Sx

Dr Maroon said...

Sarah,Lettering on my simmit by own fair hand. If you blow up the picture you will see.

Scarls did you copy them? The were tasteful. I was trying for that homoerotic look but i aint athletic enough.
Ax

Mrs Pouncer said...

Attention seeking, as usual, I suppose. I am relieved to say that I missed the unwholesome spectacle by several hours, as I had gone to bed with three codeine and the Eunuch of Stamboul. I find I have awoken to chaos, and Maroon at the epicentre, as is his wont. Interestingly, it is HIS birthday this week, too. I think I shall have to repay the compliment c/o Mrs Pouncer's Counsel. Do keep vigilant.

Scarlet-Blue said...

Oh Christ. What day is Dr Maroon's birthday?
Did I copy and save? As if the thought crossed my mind....
Sx

Mrs Pouncer said...

Let us just say that I was born on a Friday, whereas Dr Maroon was born on a Sunday, (same year and everything) so I am Loving and Giving, and Maroon is Bonny and Blithe and Good but definitely not Gay; no, he would like to refute that immediately and in the strongest possible terms, and anyone found, or heard, suggesting that he might be, or has been, or will be, interested in anything even remotely gay will, or shall, or might be, ignored and cold-shouldered, and have scorn poured upon them. It is a terrible thing to be slandered just because of the day of the week you were born on. What's yours Scarls?

Scarlet-Blue said...

My Mum could never remember which day of the week I was born and I'm to stupid to work it out... hang on I can probably google it now... I've never known.
Sx

Scarlet-Blue said...

So Dr Maroon's birthday is on Sunday! Took me awhile to work that out...
Sx

Scarlet-Blue said...

Tuesday!!! Blimey. I'm full of grace!
Sx

Foot Eater said...

I had no idea that the back of my head was so ugly.
I shall ask for a taper cut from now on.


If you ask for the whole back of your head to be cut off then your occipital lobe will be destroyed and you'll never have to look at yourself again because you won't be able to. Just saying like.

Scarlet-Blue said...

I'm sure the original was a close up, Dr Maroon.... or maybe I got to close to the screen.
Sx

P.S I'm glad you put them back, I thought I'd been hallucinating again.

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