HAPPY BIRTHDAY MA’AM !

80 years! It’s been swell! Thanks a lot!

Now please go and take your useless German parasite feckless family of middle class right wing nazi spongers with you into a well deserved obscurity (quite like Anne in spite of myself, but she’ll have to retire as well).
Please put the keys to the castles, palaces, treasures etc. through the letterbox. It’s time for everyone to move on now. Cheers.

DID YOU KNOW
The royal coat of arms of the united kingdom to be used in Scotland, see above, is different from the one to be used in England. See below,


Badges? Badges? We don’t need no stinkin badges!!!!!!
What a total crock of shite. It’s 2006 everyone! WAKEY WAKEY!