The Bearded One.

A Retrospective.

From September,

Arse Fucker

So there I was, fucking the Virgin Mary in the arse - hey, she was quite particular about keeping her hymen in check - while she was sucking off Jesus (it doesn't count as sexual relations does it Bill?).
I leaned forward to adjust Christ's nipple clamps when......

Hey- are you reading this stuff?

Fuck off you cunt - this is my own private fantasy world, not yours

Who can forget;

Who's a clever bastard?

So you think you're something special just because you figured out how to read this text by highlighting it?Brainy cunt.


And what about…

Pretentious fuckers

Jesus Fucking Christ and a whole host of Angel's Arseholes, there are some pretentious fuckers out there.

"Oh look at me, I'm doing an open university course in classic history and the linguistics of the 17th century royal court. I can use words like 'contrapuntal' and 'dichotomy'. I'm so superior to you plebs."

Every hair on their balls should be pulled out one by one with a pair of fucking tweezers before a hedgehog is rammed up their fucking arse backwards.

Pretentious cunts.

While also…

Santa’s a cunt!

He doesn’t give a fuck about poor people. Rich kids leave a better quality of whisky when he visits, and are more likely to provide organic, free range carrots for his reindeer. Poor people can keep their good will and it’s the thought that counts, and stuff it up their arses.

So fuck him.

Remember this nugget?..

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
FUCK!

And this?

Buns of Steel and Pubes of Wire Wool

Fatmammycat, you're magnetic.


Yeah, not sure about that one actually, but then there was this….

Endorsement from Harry Hutton?

Harry writes:(http://www.haloscan.com/comments/hhutton/)
“I’ll be away for a couple of days. I don't have time for this frickin' nonsense. But why not visit this filthy animal?”

Have I been frickin’ complimented or fucking insulted?


And then there was his tugged beard award, and his maroon, and the one about his brother, and the ‘god is a stupid cunt’ one, and all the others, what about...


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I don’t know. Truly I don’t.