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Tuesday, November 03, 2009




Well that just puts the tin hat on it.

Three bloody months I’ve been working on my algorithm (Warhammer II ™ © ) and suddenly the bloody levellers at the SEC and FSA are bleating on about high frequency trading and how it’s the death of proper share dealing and how stock markets and exchanges are there to provide capital for enterprise and not fat wads for casino banks, it’s so easy a monkey could do it and blah de blah de blah.

This is exactly what is killing our great nation. I’d love a fat wad me, instead my pips are being squeezed mercilessly.



52 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

I hope you're not a disciple of that wanker who calls himself 'The Market Bear', Dr. I occasionally look in on his blog to have a good laugh.

Pat said...

Is it a computer game? I don't do them.

inkspot said...

What is the runtime of your algorithm Maroon? I'm fed up with hearing "oh, polynomial time", that's self-indulgent wank, does it run on my desktop inside a week?

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

I'm sorry I thought this was Dr Maroon's place. I must be mistaken. I'll be on my way.

Kevin Musgrove said...

You could employ the same algorithm, more profitably, spread-betting on X-Factor and Come Dancing.

Jimmy Bastard said...

Pips now is it? ...and here was me thinking you was seedless all along.

savannah said...

i miss you, sugar! xoxo

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I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing bear
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Pat yes it is a game. The Great Game.

Inkspot it has a runtime of 180 micro seconds per transaction. How big is the desk?

Daffers, hold on and I'll come too. Fancy a noggin?

Kev, alas no. X factor is too Irish. It won't com[pute £K* B£)))))))))))))))11101101110101101001100100100110100000101101000100100100101010000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000......................................
See what you've done? Bummer.

I am, Jimmy. I am as seedles as Robertson's raspberry jam me.


Oh Sav, you are too kind xoxxoxxo

Brewski said...

Get a grip you fuck.

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Kim Ayres said...

Are you still alive?

At least clean some of these spam comments off your blog

savannah said...

come on, doc! where are you? things have happened and well, y'all have said a word. *sigh* xoxox




(how was that? did y'all pack bags for that lame attempt at a guilt trip?)

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Pat said...

Happy New Year!

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Sorry Doc, I have no choice now but to shift your blog from Double Espresso to Sporadic and AWOL Bloggers.

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Scarlet Blue said...

Are you there Dr Maroon? I spy spam removal?
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hey, dh! i see we had the same idea to come and visit the doc..., sugar? xoxoxox

problemchildbride said...

I've halloooed and halloooed until I'm hoarser than a hoary old whoreson of a horse, Sav, but all I have to show for it is loss. Of hope and voice.
Greetings, Doc, the weepy waily kind as well as the "hi, how are ye yerself" kind.

savannah said...

@sam...i know! i've done the fb, the twitter, the everything and still, nothing. not a word. nada. nunca. *sigh* xoxoxoxox

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I hope you gain success all the time!

H Root said...

Dear Maroon, you are a fat idiot and your show is a disgrace.

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Put 'em up, Maroon, yer pimply-arsed weasel! Fight like a man instead of shelterin' behind yer mama's petticoat! I've see yer insults against de noble bogtrottin' race and I want satifaction dis very instant! Come out from yer hidey-hole, yer piss-drinkin' poltroon!

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