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Tuesday, November 03, 2009




Well that just puts the tin hat on it.

Three bloody months I’ve been working on my algorithm (Warhammer II ™ © ) and suddenly the bloody levellers at the SEC and FSA are bleating on about high frequency trading and how it’s the death of proper share dealing and how stock markets and exchanges are there to provide capital for enterprise and not fat wads for casino banks, it’s so easy a monkey could do it and blah de blah de blah.

This is exactly what is killing our great nation. I’d love a fat wad me, instead my pips are being squeezed mercilessly.



40 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

I hope you're not a disciple of that wanker who calls himself 'The Market Bear', Dr. I occasionally look in on his blog to have a good laugh.

Pat said...

Is it a computer game? I don't do them.

xerxes said...

What is the runtime of your algorithm Maroon? I'm fed up with hearing "oh, polynomial time", that's self-indulgent wank, does it run on my desktop inside a week?

Daphne Wayne-Bough said...

I'm sorry I thought this was Dr Maroon's place. I must be mistaken. I'll be on my way.

Kevin Musgrove said...

You could employ the same algorithm, more profitably, spread-betting on X-Factor and Come Dancing.

Barlinnie said...

Pips now is it? ...and here was me thinking you was seedless all along.

savannah said...

i miss you, sugar! xoxo

Dr Maroon said...

I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing bear
Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It's just amazing how fair people can be.


Pat yes it is a game. The Great Game.

Inkspot it has a runtime of 180 micro seconds per transaction. How big is the desk?

Daffers, hold on and I'll come too. Fancy a noggin?

Kev, alas no. X factor is too Irish. It won't com[pute £K* B£)))))))))))))))11101101110101101001100100100110100000101101000100100100101010000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000......................................
See what you've done? Bummer.

I am, Jimmy. I am as seedles as Robertson's raspberry jam me.


Oh Sav, you are too kind xoxxoxxo

Kim Ayres said...

Are you still alive?

At least clean some of these spam comments off your blog

savannah said...

come on, doc! where are you? things have happened and well, y'all have said a word. *sigh* xoxox




(how was that? did y'all pack bags for that lame attempt at a guilt trip?)

Pat said...

Happy New Year!

Kim Ayres said...

Sorry Doc, I have no choice now but to shift your blog from Double Espresso to Sporadic and AWOL Bloggers.

Ms Scarlet said...

Are you there Dr Maroon? I spy spam removal?
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Dick Headley said...

I appreciate it very nice too. Where did it go?

savannah said...

hey, dh! i see we had the same idea to come and visit the doc..., sugar? xoxoxox

problemchildbride said...

I've halloooed and halloooed until I'm hoarser than a hoary old whoreson of a horse, Sav, but all I have to show for it is loss. Of hope and voice.
Greetings, Doc, the weepy waily kind as well as the "hi, how are ye yerself" kind.

savannah said...

@sam...i know! i've done the fb, the twitter, the everything and still, nothing. not a word. nada. nunca. *sigh* xoxoxoxox

BMX photo said...

I hope you gain success all the time!

Flaherty O'Flaherty said...

Put 'em up, Maroon, yer pimply-arsed weasel! Fight like a man instead of shelterin' behind yer mama's petticoat! I've see yer insults against de noble bogtrottin' race and I want satifaction dis very instant! Come out from yer hidey-hole, yer piss-drinkin' poltroon!

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Maroon, this is a nice kettle of fish, I must say. I turn my back for a mere two years, and someone is offering you a glitter effect mouse pointer.

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