Three bloody months I’ve been working on my algorithm (Warhammer II ™ © ) and suddenly the bloody levellers at the SEC and FSA are bleating on about high frequency trading and how it’s the death of proper share dealing and how stock markets and exchanges are there to provide capital for enterprise and not fat wads for casino banks, it’s so easy a monkey could do it and blah de blah de blah.
This is exactly what is killing our great nation. I’d love a fat wad me, instead my pips are being squeezed mercilessly.
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I hope you're not a disciple of that wanker who calls himself 'The Market Bear', Dr. I occasionally look in on his blog to have a good laugh.
Is it a computer game? I don't do them.
What is the runtime of your algorithm Maroon? I'm fed up with hearing "oh, polynomial time", that's self-indulgent wank, does it run on my desktop inside a week?
I'm sorry I thought this was Dr Maroon's place. I must be mistaken. I'll be on my way.
You could employ the same algorithm, more profitably, spread-betting on X-Factor and Come Dancing.
Pips now is it? ...and here was me thinking you was seedless all along.
i miss you, sugar! xoxo
I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing bear
Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It's just amazing how fair people can be.
Pat yes it is a game. The Great Game.
Inkspot it has a runtime of 180 micro seconds per transaction. How big is the desk?
Daffers, hold on and I'll come too. Fancy a noggin?
Kev, alas no. X factor is too Irish. It won't com[pute £K* B£)))))))))))))))11101101110101101001100100100110100000101101000100100100101010000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000......................................
See what you've done? Bummer.
I am, Jimmy. I am as seedles as Robertson's raspberry jam me.
Oh Sav, you are too kind xoxxoxxo
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Get a grip you fuck.
Gods mill grinds slow but sure........................................
Are you still alive?
At least clean some of these spam comments off your blog
come on, doc! where are you? things have happened and well, y'all have said a word. *sigh* xoxox
(how was that? did y'all pack bags for that lame attempt at a guilt trip?)
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