tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post413210161606017025..comments2023-11-03T15:43:20.902+00:00Comments on Cape to Rio: Dr Maroonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00639939963726199699noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-6687401730274245362008-10-13T20:07:00.000+01:002008-10-13T20:07:00.000+01:00Of course I do, doesn't everyone ?At the first hin...Of course I do, doesn't everyone ?<BR/>At the first hint of Alzheimer's, Parkinson's or the big C., I'm outski.My friend organizes a cocktail of Heroin,Cocaine and Tranquilizers and vice versa, cue theme from " The Last Waltz".Oh be jappers no, you couldn't leave a thing like that to chance.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-23175135193128163562008-10-13T16:36:00.000+01:002008-10-13T16:36:00.000+01:00Ronnie, you have a suicide buddy? Surely not. What...Ronnie, you have a suicide buddy? Surely not. What does one do? Bear witness? Help? Push you over the edge?<BR/>Can I be yours?<BR/><BR/>Nursie, I've channeled it all my life, so help me.Dr Maroonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639939963726199699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-54775668397540213522008-10-12T06:29:00.000+01:002008-10-12T06:29:00.000+01:00have you been channelling the gimcrack?have you been channelling the gimcrack?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-2879958474260395772008-10-11T10:23:00.000+01:002008-10-11T10:23:00.000+01:00So it IS one of your plans?, great, can I watch ? ...So it IS one of your plans?, great, can I watch ? Everyone needs a suicide buddy, I certainly have one, as I think I may have written about somewhere, If not, I might do it if I can be bothered, or someone else can.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-11133185341310663992008-10-10T15:36:00.000+01:002008-10-10T15:36:00.000+01:00If you really think its going to get too bad you c...If you really think its going to get too bad you can make a further arrangement where she sits on your face and smothers you like the Indian did to Mac at the end of " Cuckoos Nest",only he did it with a pillow.<BR/>Die happy, for once in your life.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-22643706641276358392008-10-10T01:06:00.000+01:002008-10-10T01:06:00.000+01:00Sarah, seek and you shall find. There is a link on...Sarah, seek and you shall find. There is a link on the main page if you think about it.<BR/><BR/>SR nematodes. Are they the ones you get up your... Yeah, I know the ones.<BR/>God that must be hell.<BR/><BR/>Ronnie if she was butch it wouldn'rt bother me, the fact is she will be beautiful and have all the right bits to torment me. I know this because the arrangements have already been made with the lady in question and she is more than equal to the task.Dr Maroonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639939963726199699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-46306307661514198752008-10-09T23:42:00.000+01:002008-10-09T23:42:00.000+01:00It'll be worse than that as nurses don't wear outf...It'll be worse than that as nurses don't wear outfits like that anymore, its all trousers and pants,its enough to stop anyone being ill, and while I'm at it, who are all these obviously misguided ladies fawning all over you ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-3333395971736247762008-10-09T23:10:00.000+01:002008-10-09T23:10:00.000+01:00I've been trapsing about in the jungles of S.E. As...I've been trapsing about in the jungles of S.E. Asia mostly.<BR/>Back to civilisation* for a spell to hopefully rid myself of this nasty nematode infestation I picked up in Cambodia.<BR/><BR/>*If you call Pembroke, Ontario, Canada civilisation that is.<BR/><BR/>Glad to be online again.Sterculian Rhetorichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14471982606603075150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-17755805760284875492008-10-09T21:17:00.000+01:002008-10-09T21:17:00.000+01:00such a liar, you must give me the name of this blo...such a liar, you must give me the name of this blog you speak of.<BR/><BR/>i googled syrup sex and i do not want to talk about the things i've now seen. and for me, of all people, to say that.. <BR/><BR/>i feel kinda dirty and i'm not sure i even like it.sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04668939110660039602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-37415209750201410732008-10-09T21:14:00.000+01:002008-10-09T21:14:00.000+01:00Oooo.. Syrup Sex blog. (googling that now)Oooo.. Syrup Sex blog. (googling that now)sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04668939110660039602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-90722305686029820832008-10-09T21:02:00.000+01:002008-10-09T21:02:00.000+01:00Sarah, Germany haunts my dreams.SR! Jesus. Where t...Sarah, Germany haunts my dreams.<BR/><BR/>SR! Jesus. Where the flippin' heck have you been hiding? The bar would be Purgatory. She'd never get ice or put in too much soda, you know the drill. Torture.<BR/><BR/>Get it while you can Eryl, cos it ain't gonna be here inthe morning.<BR/><BR/>Sam, because I tell him them, that's why, and I've started a tastefully erotic blog called Syrup Sex.Dr Maroonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639939963726199699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-54608947470447522902008-10-09T07:08:00.000+01:002008-10-09T07:08:00.000+01:00Well, I want to know why Kim is imagining your dep...Well, I want to know why Kim is imagining your depraved fantasies.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-67332807586388547822008-10-09T00:45:00.000+01:002008-10-09T00:45:00.000+01:00Have fun while you can Doc.Have fun while you can Doc.Eryl Shieldshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01818102006775827503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-12017168554444376962008-10-08T23:10:00.001+01:002008-10-08T23:10:00.001+01:00Still, not so bad. You do get to go to a bar afte...Still, not so bad. You do get to go to a bar after all.Sterculian Rhetorichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14471982606603075150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-87033382647456891822008-10-08T23:10:00.000+01:002008-10-08T23:10:00.000+01:00worse.. she will be named Helga and be a 450 pound...worse.. she will be named Helga and be a 450 pound German woman with a mountainous appetite for liver and onions, a case of halitosis and a huge amount of facial hair.<BR/><BR/>or would that be better? I'd bet Helga would have a hell of a personality.sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04668939110660039602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-57441703517769997022008-10-08T19:12:00.000+01:002008-10-08T19:12:00.000+01:00then, sugar, i'll just leave ya'll to it! bless yo...then, sugar, i'll just leave ya'll to it! <I>bless your heart!</I> <BR/><BR/>szawsavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-13048936013133521152008-10-08T18:39:00.000+01:002008-10-08T18:39:00.000+01:00Mr Gorilla Bananas, bathtime will bring me no joy ...Mr Gorilla Bananas, bathtime will bring me no joy or release. She will splash me and poke my eye with the loofah. I'll feel as if I am drowniing and half the time I will be.<BR/><BR/>What fanrasies Kim? The syrup one? That really happened! Scotland were still in the world cup at the time. It took us ages to kick them all out at lunchtime so we could lie down for a nap.<BR/><BR/>Of course he knows about me Inkspot. He is a learned man. If she's with me, she gets in.<BR/><BR/>Conan! Return to the bosom of the Lord? I never left.<BR/><BR/>Scarlet! How couldd you suggest such a thing? You have increased my torment six fold. I shall buy a taser gun and taser the bastard in his crown jewels. That'll make the floorboards squeek.<BR/><BR/>Ax<BR/><BR/>Savannah, Southern Gentility, it's way too late for that. <BR/>You must never say the words Jim Beam and Drambuie in the same sentence. It is like saying nitro and glycerine. Asking for trouble, just asking for it.Dr Maroonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639939963726199699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-59583806083994789002008-10-08T18:27:00.000+01:002008-10-08T18:27:00.000+01:00Darling Clarissa,you have described my ideal woman...Darling Clarissa,<BR/>you have described my ideal woman.Dr Maroonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639939963726199699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-7604576136188138312008-10-08T13:50:00.000+01:002008-10-08T13:50:00.000+01:00lookitheah, sugar! is it raining over there? y'all...<I>lookitheah</I>, sugar! is it raining over there? y'all suffering from an immense hangover? i swear, some southern air and gentility is <I>desperately</I> needed to revive y'all's spirits! either that or perhaps y'all need mr. jim beam instead of drambuie! ;) xoxo<BR/><BR/>(here's a worse nightmare: perhaps your caretaker might be some huge fellow with a penchant for pinching, instead of some comely lass!)savannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-84587888372300524822008-10-08T13:38:00.000+01:002008-10-08T13:38:00.000+01:00Worse . . . she'll bend over a lot to tie the shoe...Worse . . . she'll bend over a lot to tie the shoe laces of her sturdy shoes and invite her boyfriend to stay the night . . . and you will sit in the room below listening as the floorboards creak . . . <BR/>Well it's either that or the Stoppard/Smith/Woodhouse creation that Mrs P lovingly describes. <BR/>SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-49819172727339057602008-10-08T13:12:00.000+01:002008-10-08T13:12:00.000+01:00Doc, it's never too late to return to the boosom o...Doc, it's never too late to return to the boosom of the Lord. Looks like you're already half way to the confessional.Conan Drummhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12377667084973491628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-46803454683319594082008-10-08T11:55:00.000+01:002008-10-08T11:55:00.000+01:00Don't count on the RS, Maroon; the President knows...Don't count on the RS, Maroon; the President knows about you. And that fine young woman will never get in; how many citations has she got?xerxeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03787696262480033808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-90741014688750886912008-10-08T10:04:00.000+01:002008-10-08T10:04:00.000+01:00Your fantasies are more depraved than I'd imagined...Your fantasies are more depraved than I'd imagined. However, I think you've just solved the answer of what to put in the final chapter of your book.Kim Ayreshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02656677501116622953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-1619427846229975292008-10-08T08:17:00.000+01:002008-10-08T08:17:00.000+01:00Won't she give you a bath? I see you as the charac...Won't she give you a bath? I see you as the character played by Christopher Walken in <I>Things to do in Denver when you're dead</I>. "Put it in the wind!" you'll say.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-86192937866279522612008-10-08T07:34:00.000+01:002008-10-08T07:34:00.000+01:00What nonesense. Of course I won't. I shall be a co...What nonesense. Of course I won't. I shall be a comforting admixture of Miriam Stoppard, Delia Smith and Barbara Woodhouse. <BR/>I can't imagine what puts these ideas into your head, truly I can't.Mrs Pouncerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06750280825519545045noreply@blogger.com