tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post5325656132147931051..comments2023-11-03T15:43:20.902+00:00Comments on Cape to Rio: Dr Maroonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00639939963726199699noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-75171683272363520992009-06-12T21:07:52.106+01:002009-06-12T21:07:52.106+01:00My Cott Mr Bastard you haff it exact! Exactement!
...My Cott Mr Bastard you haff it exact! Exactement!<br />The best footballer in a generation. Here, drink this, it's the creme de menthe that makes it green. I call it a Paradise Pint. Cheers big man.<br /><br /><br />Kevin Musgrove you are a funny man, a big hitter in fact. We should hook up and tie one on in the reference section. I have a macician's coat of many pockets, each with a half bottle in it. I'm a walking bar is what I am.<br /><br /><b>"a kind of modern contemporary affair... it did really well.</b><br /><br />What's all this. Never shit a shitter, I AM a poet so I'll know if you're taking the piss. So, deep breath, spill.<br />If you tell me, you can have this double MM (£7.00 in the south east)<br />Ax.<br /><br />Sarah, many a true word. I AM dashing.Dr Maroonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639939963726199699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-37384338039988884352009-06-11T23:37:57.800+01:002009-06-11T23:37:57.800+01:00I'm still reeling in shock after reading one o...I'm still reeling in shock after reading one of your previous posts.<br /><br />You described Larsson as a mere man? Shame on you Maroon, he was the King of Glesga, and still is to every Hoops fan across the world.<br /><br />Exactly who are these R*****s that you speak of? They sound very common indeed.Barlinniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07555629852012324360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-61137748692796856532009-06-10T23:05:06.466+01:002009-06-10T23:05:06.466+01:00I suppose any reference to e e cummings would be m...I suppose any reference to e e cummings would be misconstrued at this point.Kevin Musgrovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14472110857057175327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-35353814887996837232009-06-10T20:21:08.466+01:002009-06-10T20:21:08.466+01:00See, I can't even spell 'rhyme'.
SxSee, I can't even spell 'rhyme'.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-38886001808466527512009-06-10T20:19:39.127+01:002009-06-10T20:19:39.127+01:00Ha ha ha!!! I'm rubbish at rhymme! I 'pret...Ha ha ha!!! I'm rubbish at rhymme! I 'pretended' to write a poem - a kind of modern contemporary affair... it did really well. And seriously - I don't know why. That's why I've never attempted to write another.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-85030144170259417842009-06-10T18:24:53.030+01:002009-06-10T18:24:53.030+01:00oh so dashing.oh so dashing.sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04668939110660039602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-89423469308750540332009-06-10T15:36:32.197+01:002009-06-10T15:36:32.197+01:00Oh what nonsense, Scarlet. Maroon and I put a lot...Oh what nonsense, Scarlet. Maroon and I put <b>a lot</b> of effort into our poetry, and I think it shows. I can't even begin to imagine what your slapdash forays must be like: full of over-engineered rhymes and a clunking metre like someone in an orthopaedic shoe, I shouldn't wonder.<br /><br />Maroon, I like your new avatar very much. The young woman is strangely familiar: black hair, big rack, an over-confident air. Could it be a portrait of Jayne-Marie with some shiny-faced cad? Good heavens! I think it is.Mrs Pouncerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06750280825519545045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-90085336010503160052009-06-10T14:47:57.946+01:002009-06-10T14:47:57.946+01:00It's easier if you don't try. I got a dist...It's easier if you don't try. I got a distinction for poetry and I really don't know why.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-90246637332100213232009-06-10T14:33:12.877+01:002009-06-10T14:33:12.877+01:00Are you trying to tempt Olivia out of the woodwork...Are you trying to tempt Olivia out of the woodwork?Kim Ayreshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02656677501116622953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-58409878528082279742009-06-10T12:38:47.512+01:002009-06-10T12:38:47.512+01:00My mother made me a homosexual.
If I give her the ...My mother made me a homosexual.<br />If I give her the wool will she make me one?<br /><br />Sorry all.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01529798893653033970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-85917614252751860522009-06-10T12:00:29.558+01:002009-06-10T12:00:29.558+01:00Inky’s true critique
Prosoidia not up to
Snuff. He...Inky’s true critique<br />Prosoidia not up to<br />Snuff. He should try it.Dr Maroonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639939963726199699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-870485546483447852009-06-10T11:40:10.804+01:002009-06-10T11:40:10.804+01:00“ προσῳδία “ dear Inky and you are right!
I am, ...<b>“ προσῳδία “ </b> dear Inky and you are right!<br />I am, as you may well know, the beneficiary of a rigorous classical smattering and poet to boot. It’s virtually impossible for me to escape the natural metre of my chosen art. Your perception is uncannily profound: it <i><b>is</b></i> hard. a bit too hard these days.<br />Portnoy comes to mind. It’s all hormones I am assured.<br /><br />Where are my manners? Here, have this Graham’s ’90, I think it may amuse you..Dr Maroonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00639939963726199699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-9071620009563225582009-06-10T11:20:57.043+01:002009-06-10T11:20:57.043+01:00Greetings from the land of Basho you two.
Even Mr...Greetings from the land of Basho you two.<br /><br />Even Mrs P<br />Finds that scansion is quite hard.<br />And so does Maroon.xerxeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03787696262480033808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16927418.post-14967930962066090042009-06-09T23:16:15.098+01:002009-06-09T23:16:15.098+01:00You total aunt, Maroon. You knew I was already wo...You total aunt, Maroon. You <i>knew</i> I was already working on mine. I haven't got very far because some of us have other things to do:<br /><br />ON AHK MAROON'S ADMISSION<br /><br />'Twas in the June of that accurs'd year<br />That they discovered Achilles Maroon to be a screaming queer.<br />On his once-calloused hand, a manicure glinted<br />And he befriended, Ivan Massow, a man so minted<br />And effete that his house was named Starland<br />And he owned every DVD featuring Judy Garland.<br />Kind friends begged Maroon to do something manly<br />But in response he shredded his 8x10s of Jenny Hanley<br />On bended knee, distraught, the licensee of the <i>Brown Bear</i><br />(But Maroon just leered and said "while you're down there...")<br />That grave old publican implored Maroon to come and get fearful pissed<br />But the ingrate turned away hissing "I am an unrepentant homosexualist".<br />So let us shed a sorrowful tear as we remember our friend irreplacable, unique,<br />But whose idea of a good time is now to watch Anal Boutique.Mrs Pouncerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06750280825519545045noreply@blogger.com